Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
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Ladies don't puke and tell
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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