you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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