Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He did a backflip because drugs
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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