Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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