Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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