then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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