So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
