is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant