Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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