heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
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