The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
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