I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...