Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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