you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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