I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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