Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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