can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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