Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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