So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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