oh god the rape fog is back!
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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