Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Houston, we have a blender
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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