he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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