yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
