I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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