if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
