but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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