Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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