she smelled like a LAN party
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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