absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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