shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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