I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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