Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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