she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Welp...herpes.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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