We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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