i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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