UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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