you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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cat food counts as protein by the way
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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