Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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