We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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