she looked like the before picture.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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