Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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