"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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