im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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