their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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