Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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Don't EVER smell your tampon
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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