In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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