Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
foreskin is a definite game changer
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
