with your own penis?
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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