I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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