I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Pants are for mortals
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
why is half of my head shaved?
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