It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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