Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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