Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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